Si vous voulez conna√ģtre la d√©pressio actuelle de mon serveur, allez le voir pleurnicher sur son triste sort!

The requested document is totally fake.
No /404 here.
Even tried multi.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,_

.......

Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,all day and all night long.Two weeks of information overload, and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash. What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed._
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Mon serveur est dépressif